Jeb Bush Probably Happy and Drunk Somewhere in Sarasota
Former Governor of Florida and candidate for President of the United States, Jeb Bush has surfaced in Florida. Having little to no fanfare after …
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Jeb Bush Probably Happy and Drunk Somewhere in Sarasota
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Three Guys in Wisconsin Think “Occupy” Movement Still Happening
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Republicans Debut Futuristic New Marketing Strategy: “Democraps” Bumper Stickers
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New Virtual Reality Headset Allows Users to Tour Donald Trump’s Hair
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GOP Secret Event Planning Committee Sends Invites for Annual “Grand Ol’ Kegger”
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Retired NFL Players Agree to Take Knee for 2018/19 Season “On Account of Severe Arthritis”
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Ringling Brothers Called In To Resume Trump’s “Over Budget” Parade
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North Dakota Briefly Forgets It’s a State
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List of Potential 2020 Presidential Democrats Includes Geoffrey the Giraffe
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In-Depth Investigation Shows History of Trump Calling Politicians Various Animals
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CNN Embraces Fake News with Bold New Direction
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Trump’s Latest Book Of Poems: He’s Not A Poet, And We Should Have Known It.
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“Under Siege 3: Russian Collusion” Coming to Cinemax
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Who Let The Dogs Out? A Thoughtful Reflection.
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Trump Builds Wall Around His Hollywood Star, Claims Hollywood Will Pay For It
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Trump: Newly Discovered Statue on N. Korean Missile Site is “Mysterious and Puzzling”
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Trump’s Threatening Iranian Tweet: “I woke up cranky that day.”
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Typing “Idiot” in Google Brings Up Images Of President Trump. He’s Now Suing.
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Obama deplores nameless “…orange-Teletubby-like leaders who lie.”
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Fox News Runs 72-hour Lord of the Rings “Marathon” During Helsinki Summit
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Trump: “No More Blood On US Soil” – Referring to Mika’s Botched Plastic Surgery Bleeding On His Mar-a-lago Carpets.
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Dennis Rodman Gets Kim Jong Un Stoned For First Time, All Hostages Released at 4:20pm
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Kathy Griffin’s Cancelled Gig List ($30 in Refunds Given Back)
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Fox News Out Of Anchors… Janitor Bob Fills In.
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Rand Paul’s Hairy Speech: “My toupee has better glue, period.”
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Motorola ditches headphone jacks before Apple with the Moto Z
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‘Removing’ a stock app isn’t the same as deleting it in iOS 10
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Apple TV’s biggest pain points are going to get solved with next tvOS
Three Guys in Wisconsin Think “Occupy” Movement Still Happening
Wikipedia defines The Occupy movement as “an international socio-political movement against social and economic inequality and the lack of “real democracy” around the world. …
Republicans Debut Futuristic New Marketing Strategy: “Democraps” Bumper Stickers
Claiming it is “the world’s first crowdsourced marketing strategy,” Republican advertising agency “STAX + LINEZ” debuted their proposal for the future brand positioning of …
New Virtual Reality Headset Allows Users to Tour Donald Trump’s Hair
Virtual Reality pioneering company Oculus Rift issued a press release late last week announcing the debut of the “Trump’s Hair” VR experience that will …
GOP Secret Event Planning Committee Sends Invites for Annual “Grand Ol’ Kegger”
BREAKING: Politicule.com has obtained an invitation to this year’s “Grand Ol’ Kegger” event, one of the most notable secret events in the Republican Party. …
Retired NFL Players Agree to Take Knee for 2018/19 Season “On Account of Severe Arthritis”
A handful of N.F.L. players protesting against social inequality and police brutality by raising fists or kneeling during the American national anthem have suggested …
Ringling Brothers Called In To Resume Trump’s “Over Budget” Parade
President Trump on Friday blamed local Washington, D.C., lawmakers for ballooning costs that forced the cancellation of his planned military parade. “The local politicians …
North Dakota Briefly Forgets It’s a State
In the midst of political divide, a booming economy and the globalization of the world’s workforce in 2018, United States recognized state North Dakota …
List of Potential 2020 Presidential Democrats Includes Geoffrey the Giraffe
List of Potential 2020 Presidential Democrats Includes List of Celebrities Including Geoffrey the Giraffe Democrat leaders across the United States gathered at the “Pig …
In-Depth Investigation Shows History of Trump Calling Politicians Various Animals
President Donald Trump and former White House communications director for the Office of Public Liaison Omarosa Manigault Newman have recently been involved in an …
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